Randomness game

(in the ankle???)

the guy stumbled and went after the baby found it and crushed its head in

But the baby ressurected like god, "I'm the devil's baby, i got your powers like he does, dumbass"

little did he know that when the guy crushed his head in he put in a chip that slowly erodes the brain and body with NO way of removing it.

until the body had eroded away and all that was left was the chip, 2 b passed on 2 the next unsuspecting victim.

Jesus came home and said, "Hi dad, whats that sme... HOLY SHIT!"

"its not wot u think." god said in reply.

"Oh really?", Said jesus "and what was i thinking"

"im a baby rapist and murderer" jesus gasped, "how in hell!"

"well your right that was what i was thinking" said jesus

"but hats beside the point. the point is..."

"Y is there ashes on the floor and a baby head with its eyes rolled back!?"

"uhhh no reason. Just some redecorating."

when the cow screams?

what?

gimra the god rules your scream cow

Hey your a cow fatty

douche lover sucks a nipple of god

"uhh why are we fighting like this again?" asked god

"cause mom would want us to!"

dust bumble rolls across screen with old western music

"random question but why is there a dust bumble in heaven?" asked god

"u made it it so u should no." jesus replied

"And now dad, die*draws out the 'Master Sword' and 'Mirror Shield' DIE!!!!!!!!!!"

he rolls two ones for his attack, he fails the attack in stabs a cloud.

god creates the best sword and shield and a cross and posts jesus up on it to crucify again

"so u were behind the 1st 1 after all. i new it." jesus cryed. he looked @ st peter, "i told u that yesterday didnt i?" he asked st peter