The One Sentence Story Game !

wish i could lock topics.

i can but i dont know y, has avid bustowed opon me the power of a sub-god?

no that Rot guy is a moderator though.

well sum1 bustowed me the power to lock topics, (lets get back on-topic)

fine you restart it though.

It was a cold stormy night and Jesus was on a walk to the tavern. (add . , ! or ? to the end of your sentences)

All of the sudden in Norway it started snowing!

Jesus relized his naked thin body needed clothes, just then a fat women in clothe like a sheepmens passed by.

The snow started to pile up and an avalanche ocurred.

Just then god looked down on Sparten-020 and said " You *beep*ing twit, how in *beep*ing *beep* is that going to fit, you were suposed to say jes... my son, beat the *beep* out of that selfesh fat *beep* *beep* and take those rags to warm himself, YOU WENT OUT OF STORY! You know what, *beep* this I'm just going to hit you with a lightning bolt to save the world a *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*ing favor!!!"

Meanwhile, Johnathan was still devouring himself.

All of the sudden Arnold Schwarzenegger busted down the door.

Next to him, Bill Gates was busting down the wall with a battering ram made of, what else, money.

Then a random girls bikini caught on fire.

After the fire was put out, she grabed the closest thing that could cover her DD Boobs, whip cream.

a Geico caveman then licked it off while randomly watching the whole thing.

But then he realised that there was no cherries with the whipped cream, so he stopped and ran away, crashing into Arnold and Bill.

who were sick of this porno crap some ppl they could not see were typing so decided to play some video game.

Then a paranoid guy named Spartan-020 thought the whole world was out to get him.

but they werent... they were all dead

a squirrel survived.

Only because it hadn't seen Spartan-020's face.

And never would, due to the fact that the world was dead, until the martians came to party.

Then the squrriel started partying.

But then he had a little bit too much to drink, and when he woke up the next morning, he was in bed with a martian.