Randomness game

Before coming across a pride of lions, who start roaring because they ate all the local zebras.

Then Abe pulls an Ak-47 out from under his hat and blows those lions away.

only to realize that when they die... they EXPLODE!!!!

And that is how the big bang occured, as there were millions of lions.

and created a whole new smaller universe right in front of abe

Who then pulled out his teeth, turned to Bart and started ranting about WW2

till that one guy shot him in the back of the head

And then Stewie decided to have yet another sexy party.

and they danced around abe's dead body

then abe rised up and grabed stewie

and child protection agents came in and shot stewie.

then the child protection people shot abe

then god shot the child protection agents

then while god was shooting the agents the devil invaded heaven.

After invaded, he slaughtered everyman, and raped all women, except the ones he thought to be ugly, he sent them to hell.

then god came back and pwned satin and kicked him back down to hell and purifying all those who were hurt or anything by the devil.

but he couldnt save his wife, who was infected with a sin, a sin of a baby, and by his law, no abortions. =P

then he "accidentally" punched her in the stomach

poping the baby out her p***y, but since it was the devils bay, it only takes 1 day to be fertile enough to survive, and it did.

then he cast the baby down to hell where it would stay for the rest of eternity

but it crys and his wife holds it close, "it may not be yours, but it is mine!" she thens packs some bags. "Where are you going!" he screamed, "You child abbuser!" he slaps her

"im going to feed it 2 the tyranids". she runs out the door and slams it in his face on the way out. then something random happened.

as soon as she slammed the door the trip wire went off and the room exploded

god had the powers of ressurection, but his wife didn't, and she was a roast, but the baby lived, "By the me, Fine i will keep your devilish ass!"

"well u cant have it. so HA!" and the baby head butted him in the ankle and crawled off.