Jokes 'Uncensored '

*blushes* I feel so complimented...

ehh, who really cares, if ya sell them saying

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Posted by: Afthotstreak914
Printed and Distributed by: ryknow69

the person who claims them his, and got proof, we can change 'writen by:'

that was funny chick

well, i know. Its just that you've been saying throughout this thread that Aft is a genius for having created these jokes. But he didn't

lol thanks avid taking away my shine lol but no i didn't create them i got them online by searching through google.

so avid what do you think of the changing name to 'jokes uncensored'?

A guy goes to his grandma and says, "Granny, have you seen my pills? They were in a canister marked 'LSD'."
Granny says, "F--k the drugs, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"

i like that one go DRAGONS!

hahahaha except the ones that try to eat you

Well Aft, maybe the dragons wouldn't try to eat you if you was a bit nicer to them.

jeeze, dragon rapist

Yanoe, it's times like these where it really sucks that this site is majority American (no offence guys!) coz I have a whole heap of Aussie jokes that I could share but you guys wouldn't get them.

Oh c'mon. Share them for the Aussies who love them. You know you want to.

I do, but it's not fair for the majority of people here, who happen to be American!

Don't care what they are. They either get the joke or they don't. Hopefully they are intelligent and mature enough to just move on if there is a joke they don't get.

Ok then.

Q: What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?
A: A pimp.

Let's see how many people get it.

Well I got it .

and of course i got it.

... or did you ( i don't actually know what your talking about)....?

That joke I told about the NZer and the sheep? Did you get it?

Me? lol i didn't even read it.

well, i didnt get it at all =D

lol so figy what do you think of all the jokes that we have put up?

Chick is from Australia, so I have no doubt the majority of us won't get it.
I definitely don't.

Here's one i made up. Its not funny:
Q: What do you call a pimp mixed with a pirate?
A: Pimps at Sea!

If you dont get it, its a long-standing joke with Bungie, much like Soffish. Its a game that they say they made, but was never released.

See, you guys not getting it eliminates the majority of my jokes...

i get but.... i dunno just doesn't seem to funny to me.

It is to Aussies.