Absence

Subject: Re: Absence Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:38 pm

*911*

Operator: Yes state your emergency
Me: I know who stole that 8 gauge shotgun!
Operator: Please calm down sir
Me: I am calm! I need to talk to the police or SWAT or someone!
Operator: I would like you to lower your voice sir
Me: I need the god damn police!!!
Operator: Sir! This is the last time if you do not calm down I am hanging up.
Me. F*** you man! jeez you know what I dont care anymore bye!

(typical phone call to 911) (lol jk)

Subject: Re: Absence Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:45 pm

hahaha i wouldn't doubt it.

Subject: Re: Absence Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:35 pm

Cops:He knows the truth, KILL HIM!
PoR:Oh s....*gets riddled full of 9mm MP5 rounds.

Subject: Re: Absence Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:55 am

oooo that sucks por. see i have the shotgun so at least i can protect myself a little.

Subject: Re: Absence Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:49 pm

haha nooo they got a dummy!... (runs out the back of my house with an M4 rifle)

Subject: Re: Absence Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:31 pm

SWAT: *They lift their M4's* "Put your hands up, you might live!
PoR: Shit, *takes a second to think* DIE! *He shoots 1 SWAT then gets riddled full of bullets*

Subject: Re: Absence Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:05 pm

lol puro lier! hehe.. that was another dummy... tosses grenade over the fence... and explodes killing the SWAT team

Subject: Re: Absence Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:45 pm

Cops: "Drop it!" *A small bomb is droped, killing everyone in a 5 mile radius*
PoR: "AGHHHHHH............"

Subject: Re: Absence Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:24 pm

Prophet of Reality wrote:: hmm well he hardly comes in anymore.. and i havent seen him on hwf much either last time i checked... so idk he is not very active anymore... if ever this forum ever becomes a domain with like 1000 members and crap like HIH hehe then i think the little group that stayed should be mods... chicken, aft(u alrdy are), ryk, ord, trotun, lol and i think thats it lol.. but yeah its just wishful thinking hehe

That is because I have been changing my name around.
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Subject: Re: Absence Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:05 am

... ok.

hahaaha por you got owned

Subject: Re: Absence Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:04 pm

huh... and actually i didnt.. seeing as I had already left the country by the time the bomb was dropped so to bad! haha

Subject: Re: Absence Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:58 pm

lol you left it in the split second after you were shooting them to when the bomb hit?

Subject: Re: Absence Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:19 pm

=D owned and
Dogs: "ROUGH RUFF RAWR!" *They eat PoR's remains*
Remains barely alive: "AHHHHHHHH, OH GOD" *His lungs and heart are barely connected to his head.*

Subject: Re: Absence Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:22 pm

yes i did aft see i can teleport... and as for u ryk i have no idea how u can eat remains of a person who isnt there... i am long gone... what a beautiful place France is hehe Razz

Subject: Re: Absence Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:20 pm

... Yeah but no one really likes the French so we could just bomb you there and no one would really care

Subject: Re: Absence Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:17 am

true, french are asses, just look how the repayed us for saving their ass in both WW's, thats right, they didnt, they wont even help us in Iraq, only britian has the balls to stand by the US

Subject: Re: Absence Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:39 am

yup.. so france the only thing they are good for is spaghetti. Other than that i don't think many people will mind it getting the crap bombed out of it. Bad place to hide por.

Subject: Re: Absence Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:59 pm

but no one has bombed it yet have they... i thought not!... in that case i will just hide in New York City... what now! lol

Subject: Re: Absence Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:23 am

... how bout world war two?

Subject: Re: Absence Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:27 pm

so ur gonna drop a bomb one one of the most populated cities in the U.S.?

Subject: Re: Absence Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:50 pm

hmmm nah i have some friends there so i wont.

Subject: Re: Absence Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:01 pm

well then i guess i am safe

Subject: Re: Absence Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:22 pm

hell, all those damn liberals and mobsters up there

*Launches A-Bomb from Australia*

USA:"We declare war on Australia, the Japanese are with us!"
Australia:"We got China and Iran!"
USA:"WORLD WAR 3!*Gouges guards eye out*"
Me:"Muh ha ha ha ha ha!"

Subject: Re: Absence Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:24 pm

why australia? germany is much better for wars.

Subject: Re: Absence Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:44 pm

I don't want the country to be at war, if it's all the same...